Saturday, September 30, 2006

HAPPY DAYS

My Mexican friend T. and I have worked out our differences and are enjoying an almost honeymoon-like existence. I could never stay mad at T.

Sigh,

D.

Friday, September 08, 2006

FOR JILL

Oh Tequila My Love,

We've been through alot, you and I. How can I ever apologize enough for banishing you from my life for 13 years. I was young and foolish, prone to rash decisions - I have no other excuse. Thanks be to Kory for convincing me that my quality of life would improve if you and I were back together.

Being reunited with you all those years ago, is and will always be, one of the highlights of my life. The magical moments we've shared since brings tears to my eyes. The memories I can't recall, but have been told back to me - priceless. Some of my favourite times have been playing CSI to decifer the sequence of events after an evening of fun and frivolity with you. And we laughed..........

But like all good relationships, sometimes we need to step back and re-evaluate, gain some perspective and adjust accordingly. I will admit here and now, that our most recent time together was a sheer letdown. My expectations of you are ridiculously high, but only because that's the standard that you have set. I simply don't understand, that all I would get from you at the end of an evening, particularily on a starry, moonlit Saturday night, is heartburn. I'm sorry, but that kind of outcome can not be ignored. I am staunchly loyal, however, repeated offenses will garner you nothing but the door. Harsh? Yes. But even you have to understand the limits that this relationship is bound by. It's a simple formula that must be maintained, otherwise the partnership is doomed.

Alright, so back to what we do best. I have numerous engagements in the near future that I anticipate you'll be making a star appearance at. Let's just resume our natural tone and forget all of this silliness ever happened. I have faith that this unfortunate incident was just a stumble and that you'll be back, heartier and wielding more power and influence than ever.

Love you long time!

xoxo,

D.