Wednesday, August 31, 2005

DAMN CURBS

Ok, ok everyone. Get off my ass - I'll post soon. I've been busy. Wait, no. I've been away. No. Ummm, I was in a horrible unicycle accident and just now recovered the use of my limbs after many grueling weeks of intense physical therapy. For a bit there, it seemed I may never be able to hold a glass of sweet grape nectar up to my lips again. Now that would have been a tragedy. When someone has the kind of gift that I do and it was almost taken, well......... it's almost too much to bear thinking about.

So keep your panties on (if that's your thing) and I'll get to it, eventually.

D.

Friday, August 05, 2005

WHAT-FUCKING-EVER

It's been nine 1/2 days and I am alive, but have nothing to say. Wait. I have a hundred things to say, just nothing here. If you could just reach inside my head...............

D.

P.S. This is a post to my friends that rely on this for contact. Can you feel the ????? oozing? Come on, read between the lines, you know you can.