A.D.D.

I appear to have a terrible condition, which affects my ability to function. I am suffering from distractibility, forgetfulness, inability to concentrate, poor attention span and impulsiveness, otherwise know as being seriously fucked in the head, or follow the bouncing Denise. I have been trying to write all week. I have either, in my head, or on paper, began 5 different posts, none of which will see the light of day (for the above reasons - pay attention - I'm the one with the problem).

You will have to trust me when I say that they were good - I mean absolutely brilliant. Pulitzer Prize quality. Seriously. Such words had never before been strung together in such harmony. Shakespeare himself rolled over in amazement and "Hey! How'd she do that", or something to that effect.

I wholeheartedly apologize for depriving the world of my musings.

And they wept.