ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

A friend of mine asked "What can you DO at 40?" Well I am now in a position, 18 days into my 40's, to declare to all who care to know..........nothing, absolutely nothing. In fact, if you're approaching 40 - do yourself a favour and kill yourself now. Short term pain for long term gain. Isn't that the phrase work-out junkies use? Mind you, they're all hopped up on endorphins - you can't really trust them.

Mind confused, memory shot, don't even get me started on my so-called temple. This twisted cruel joke called mid-life. Thanks, but no thanks. A return to 39 is not only greatly desired, but possibly required unless I care to add prescription drugs to my growing list of crutches.

I need a nap.

D.